Ok, so what you're saying (and you know who you are
)is that these poor innocent bottom dwellers:
Ended up on your grill today at your house:
Oh well, I have to settle for my meager morsels also: Fowl and Pork Butt
However, these:
Are going to end up in one of these, Thanks to our In-House Chef, Robert.
Although, what you're having tonight looks like darn
Good Eats 
.
Perry