Mike is in trouble!

[Robert]

Mike was in BIG trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary.

"Tomorrow," his wife angrily told him, "there had better be something
in our driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in two seconds flat!"

The next morning she looked outside and saw a small package in the
driveway.

She brought it inside, opened it.....and found a brand new bathroom
scale.

Funeral services for Mike have been scheduled for Friday.


Robert