Longline fishing from a kayak

[Toad Patrol]

Dawsie, You bloody maniac! Longline from a kayak, huh? My advice: First get yourself a giant 1000 lb. reel and 5 miles of line, duct tape it to the back of your kayak, catch anything that swims, if you can eat it-keep it, if not throw it overboard dead. Does that sound about right? Stick to wimpy burgers and warm beer, you wanker...
-Toad Patrol